Be Back Later!!

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

jocelyn-hannah:

englands-sexy-eyebrows:

The government may be in crisis, but us Brits will never lose our sarcasm.

This is glorious

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

nervouspearl:

me watching The Hobbit for the first time

troyesivanismyqueen:

ron-swanson:

this isnt a video

its an experience

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Alright, let me get this straight: a man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots?

ca-dav-er-ous:

pantslesswrock:

beinggayisokay:

Perfect dad is perfect.


“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”

This is my absolute favorite

ca-dav-er-ous:

pantslesswrock:

beinggayisokay:

Perfect dad is perfect.

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“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”

This is my absolute favorite

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

k-lionheart:

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

actual 13 year olds


no but really this is fact

k-lionheart:

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

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actual 13 year olds

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no but really this is fact

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

(Requested by mynameislucat)